CWF Rumor Mill

CWF Rumor Mill News: Jack & Phil are going the the new fed headed by new GM Master of Puppets! Kayden, Ashlyn, Rachel to star in a porn with Chris Diamond & more!!!!

1) CWF sat down with Jack & Phil about thier new fed.

Rumor Mill: Are you guys looking forwad to join with Master of Puppets in his new fed?

Jack: I'm looking forward it. A new beging in my career, the CWF has been great. I'm sad to see it go but, I'm looking forward to the new challange the new fed will bring.

Phil: I loved the CWF & will mess it. Chris Diamond did a hell of a job with it & I enjoyed working for him. Master's new fed will have some of the CWF guys & we will have the same feel like it did in the CWF.

Rumor Mill: What do you think this new fed will have that the CWF did not?

Jack: WOW. That we will have to see. All I can say for working with Master that this fed will be darker that the CWF.

Phil: I will agree with Jack on that one. A much more darker fed then we have seen in a long time.

Rumor Mill: Thank you guys!


2) CWF Rumor Mill got a interview with Chris Diamond about a video he did with Kayden, Ashlyn, & Rachel.

Rumor Mill: Chirs, how did this come about?

Chris Diamond: The CWF is more & less on the way out. I made alot of money & we (Kayden, Ashlyn & Rachel) have talk about the idea for a while. Now we get to do it.

Rumor Mill: Is it true that you will be relessing this video under your own company name?

Chris Diamond: Yes. The name of the video company is Diamond Inc Videos & we are looking to start off with video.

Rumor Mill: Thanks Chris & good luck to you & your new company.

Chris Diamond: Thanks.

3) Breaking News!!!!! TFK CHOKES ON A CHICKEN!!!!

CWF Rumor Mill has just learned that CWF World Champion has choke on a piece of KFC Chicken! TFK's life was save by a fan. After having his live saved TFK order another 20 piece Original Recipe. Talk about dedication.

Haha....this is nice.

Holy shit I can't stop laughing at that last part.

lol...I'm gald you guys like it. MoP, I was hoping that I could do this in your fed. Something for laughs. It will still be called the "Rumor Mill". I have more so stay tune!!!!!

Hell yeah you can! I didn't know you could be that funny....damn. I thought you were just a boring fuck with no sense of humor...hehe

lol...I was more of a boss man that an worker. Now I can have fun.

Chris Diamond wrote:

lol...I was more of a boss man that an worker. Now I can have fun.

heh..............Boss Man...............im sure i have heard that before somewhere Boss Man.

1) CWF Rumor Mill Breaking News!!!!

CWF Rumor Mill just have comfired that Jonny Novak has deleted his contract. In is statement his said " They were dicks." Well everyone here in the CWF knows that there was no bigger dick than you Jonny.

2) CWF Rumor Mill got an interview with the Fan that saved the life of CWF World Champion TFK. For safety reason we are not going to use his real name.

Rumor Mill: Is it true you are the man who saved TFk's life?

Fan: Yes!!! Me & my "Firend" were at KFC eating lunch & in walks the CWF Champion. To my friend I said "Is that TFK??? Wow, has he let himself go."

Rumor Mill: Meaning???

Fan: He as gotting big...& not in a good way. Too much of a goodthing is not good at all.

Rumor Mill: Oh...ok. Anyways, can you tell us what happen?

Fan: Oh...sure. I when up to him & ask if he could sign my KFC bucket. I could not find anything else for him to write on. He sign it & I wisperd in is ear that I have an hotel room near by & then he started choking! I didn't know what to do at first. Then I remember what my ex did to me when I was choking on his...

Rumor Mill: Wait!!! We don't need to know that part. Master of Puppets dose & we will give you him number after the interview. But, we don't. So just tell us what happnd next.

Fan: Oh...sure! Anyways, I gave him the heimlich maneuver. It took two of us just to do that! After his caught he breath, he thank us & gave us tickets to the PPV.

Rumor Mill: Well, we thank you & because you did a great job we here at the CWF are giving you backstage passes for the PPV tonight.

Fan: Oh goodie!!! Thank you!

Rumor Mill: No problem.

Lol. I like these.

Thanks MoP.

can you do a rumour about me

are you sure, TGK?

LMFAO! Boss Man, this shit is awesome! Do me! Do me! Go on, give me a good ol roasting!

Chris Diamond wrote:

are you sure, TGK?

I'M a 100% sure this is awesome

ok, TGK & D...I will gets you guys soon.

sweet

been waiting for the rumour Mill

*The CWF Rumor Mill got a sit down interview with TGK, The CWF"S TV Champion about the Backstage Rap Battles & the next opponet for him.

Rumor Mill: TGK what are your thoughs on MSB's Rap skills?

TGK: (In thug like voice)Word!

Rumor Mill: ooookkkk...What did you think of his skills???

TGK: Aite!

Rumor Mill: Right...Uh, you are the CWF TV Champion, if the CWF were to go on. Who would be your next opponet for the title?

TGK: Peace to the East! Word to your mother!

Rumor Mill: What the Fuck??? What the hell does that mean??????? Can I get a translator in here!?!

(In walks MSB)
MSB: Yo!

TGK: Yo!

Rumor Mill: I think were done here.

TGK: Word???

LMFAO

LO-Fuckin'-L!

I'm gald you guys like it. I will add these to the new fourm later after someone is gone for good. No going to add anything until then. Thanks.

that was....HILARIOUS

Hahaha, since when are you funny?

A long time ever have a change to show it. Just trying to keep the fed going...we seen how that turned out.